Patriots and Hash Babes Mexican – Mighty and Irish – Testicle will lead this all Americano affair. Everyone else had a college 1-S (C) deferment; rejected 4-F for unexceptionable mental and moral standards; or is on a 3 year Mission trip to Paris to save the crepes and souffle from…

This Monday we’ll be paying tribute to an All-American Hero’s Birthday! Yes, the biggest wank of them all turned 53. Yes, we all know and love him . . .BRUCE CAMPBELL! Hail to the King Baby! We loved him in Army of Darkness, Spiderman, and Evil Dead. So there will…