Goals of the Hash as stated by the 1938 Kuala Lumpur Hash House Harriers Charter are:

• To promote physical fitness among our members
• To get rid of weekend hangovers
• To persuade older members that they are not as old as they feel

Finding good leadership to live up to these ideals is a difficult thing at best. Well, we the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers have failed miserably and this task and have given up even trying to find any qualified people to manage this crew. So since a significant number of BH3 is comprised of Oil & Gas people, we have decided instead to follow the ENRON inspired style of management. We can report with great confidence that we have achieved this goal. The following is the absolute bottom of the management barrel, so in other words they are perfect for this group of wankers.

Bakersfield Hash House Harriers Mismanagement and Other Information
GRAND MASTER		Appointed by the outgoing Grand Master, chairs meetings, and is master of ceremonies.	BUTT HOCK
RELIGIOUS ADVISOR		Grants tingums and punishes the wicked with down-downs for crimes committed on trail.	LIMP NOIDS
HASH CASH		Embezzles the Hash accounts.	BUTT HOCK
HARE RAISER CHIEF HARASSMENT OFFICER		Arranges for future runs and stays one step ahead of the law.	BRING EM YOUNG
CHOIR MATTRESS		Leads Hares in song during down downs. Lowers the bar even further on singing.	PORNO PIPPY
CO-CHOIR MATTRESS		On vacation.	STILL LOOKING
BEER WENCH		Offers up some of the finest jugs..of beer..in town.	DAMMIT JANET
HASH WEBJEFE		Webmeister of www.bhhh.org	DIABOWER AKA F*CKN JOSE
FACEF*CNBOOK		http://www.facebook.com	Join our cult
HASH LINE		661.MED-FLYS Runs every Monday 6:30pm
HOLY SACRAMENT		Pabst Blue Ribbon is the sacramental beverage of BH3. It is every BH3 haser’s quest to look for PBR on tap.
MOTHER HASH		Abandoned at birth by our mother hash H4. Houston Hash House Harriers www.h4.org
FOUNDER	Big Pete – Founder BH3	Our George Washington	Big Pete