Goals of the Hash as stated by the 1938 Kuala Lumpur Hash House Harriers Charter are:
- To promote physical fitness among our members
- To get rid of weekend hangovers
- To persuade older members that they are not as old as they feel
Finding good leadership to live up to these ideals is a difficult thing at best. Well, we the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers have failed miserably and this task and have given up even trying to find any qualified people to manage this crew. So since a significant number of BH3 is comprised of Oil & Gas people, we have decided instead to follow the ENRON inspired style of management. We can report with great confidence that we have achieved this goal. The following is the absolute bottom of the management barrel, so in other words they are perfect for this group of wankers.
|Bakersfield Hash House Harriers Mismanagement and Other Information
|GRAND MASTER||Appointed by the outgoing Grand Master, chairs meetings, and is master of ceremonies.||BUTT HOCK
|RELIGIOUS ADVISOR||Grants tingums and punishes the wicked with down-downs for crimes committed on trail.||LIMP NOIDS|
|HASH CASH||Embezzles the Hash accounts.
|HARE RAISER CHIEF HARASSMENT OFFICER||Arranges for future runs and stays one step ahead of the law.||BRING EM YOUNG|
|CHOIR MATTRESS||Leads Hares in song during down downs. Lowers the bar even further on singing.
|CO-CHOIR MATTRESS||On vacation.||STILL LOOKING
|BEER WENCH||Offers up some of the finest jugs..of beer..in town.||DAMMIT JANET
|HASH WEBJEFE||Webmeister of www.bhhh.org||DIABOWER AKA F*CKN JOSE|
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|HASH LINE||661.MED-FLYS Runs every Monday 6:30pm|
|HOLY SACRAMENT||Pabst Blue Ribbon is the sacramental beverage of BH3. It is every BH3 haser’s quest to look for PBR on tap.|
|MOTHER HASH||Abandoned at birth by our mother hash H4. Houston Hash House Harriers www.h4.org
|FOUNDER||Our George Washington