March 1 Hash

F.A.G. will be the hare for the March 1 hash. Trail will start from 2800 River Blvd. in the northeast. Map to the start at this link:,+Bakersfield,+CA+93305/@35.3988165,-118.9854377,16z/data=!4m6!1m3!3m2!1s0x80ea696d1b220de7:0xbb522ded2fd26890!2s2800+River+Blvd,+Bakersfield,+CA+93305!3m1!1s0x80ea696d1b220de7:0xbb522ded2fd26890?hl=en

Bring $5 for the usual assortment of cold beers and crappy snacks. And bring a fleshlight.


Feb 15 Hash

CFT and TechnoTwat are teaming up to lead us through post-Valentine’s hell. Trail will start in the parking lot of Riverlakes Community church at the NW corner of Calloway Dr. and Hageman Rd. Map to the start location at this link:

Meet at 6:30 p.m. No run details have been provided, so expect the unexpected. And surely expect CFT’s outfit to cause discomfort and disgust. Bring $5 for the Hash sacraments and the privilege of having your dignity assaulted.