Christmas Lights Hash Dec 16

HO, HO, HO! The Analyule Haggin Oaks Christmas Lights Hash will be this cumming Monday, December 16. So dive into those closets, dig out your best/worst Christmas garb and decorate yourself. Then, show up at 6:30 for choir practice, where we will gargle some of Diamond’s trademark Christmas sploogies to prime our vocal chords before we assault the innocent citizens of Haggin Oaks with our perverted Hashmas carols.

Meet at 6:30 in the parking lot on the north side of the Kaiser Permanente medical office at the NE corner of Ming Ave. and Haggin Oaks Blvd. The beer sleigh will be off at 7:00, piloted by Diamond the Red-Dicked reindeer. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/NvQtwv5kjXr

We usually see a lot of AWOL hashers at this run, so be prepared to greet them with cold beers, warm sploogies and clever insults.

Bring $5 for this Hashmas event. Song sheets will be provided. Bring a torch so you can see the words and slur your way through each song in the inimitable fashion of the always pathetic BH3 choir.

ON ON!

Dec 9 Hash

F.A.G. will lead us on a trail through the mysteries of the AnalYuleTide of the northeast on Monday, Dec 9. Meet at the corner of Church Ave. and Dana St., just east of the BC campus, at 6:30 p.m. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/2viqFB4Gp2GFKKAZ6

This trail could traipse through some of the most desirable neighborhoods of our fair town in all their holiday splendor. Or not. Whatever, dress warmly and be prepared for the unexpected. Bring $5 for your weekly dose of shitsnacks, cold beer and camaraderie with like-minded derelicts. The gods command you to bring a fleshlight, too.

ON ON!