Still hung over? Then get your sorry ass out to the Hair of the Dog Hash on Monday, Jan 4. Nothing better for a hangover than a run in cold weather followed by healthy doses of cold beer and nutritionally deficient snacks.
Cunt Force Trauma will be the hare for this trip to the Twilight Zone. Meet next to the Dignity Health Sports center (the old Costco store) on Gilmore St. at 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for treats, and bring a fleshlight. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/F3Q3V2r8n5nKWu2F6
Happy New Year, and Happy Trails.
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OK wankers, the Dec 28 hash will be the last of this shitshow of a year. We will spread whatever holiday cheer we have left.
Hillbilly Monk will be the hare. Trail will start in Stramler Park, on N. Chester in the Dale. Meet at 6:30 in the parking lot next to the batting cages. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/oJGrNZ9VtLy92c9J8
Bring a flesh light, $5, low expectations and some new song ideas.
As an added bonus, Diamond Dick will be offering the COVID vaccine he developed in his home lab. Protection conferred by the vaccine is unknown. Possible side effects include: loss of hair, loss of teeth, partial loss of hearing, total loss of civility, delusions of grandeur and various other maladies, large and small. But it will be FREE!
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