In celebration of removal of their house arrest ankle bracelet and parole free evening, the three unwisemen of hash invite all BH3 Wankers, Harrietts and guests to their ménage a trois hash otherwise known as the AnalYule Frosty Rehab run through the Haggin Oaks neighborhood.
The run will be hosted by a couple of dropouts from Santa’s elf vocational school, Diamond Dick and Butthook (actually, Diamond Dick was expelled – something about indecent exposure and repeated explosions). There might even be an appearance by another washed-out past apprentice, No Hair Where.
While you are all invited to watch this treesome in action, they encourage all to joined in the fun. So put on ALL your tacky Christmas gear and come out for an evening of idiot-proof trail, perverted Christmas carols and seasonal libations that are not eggnog. Pre-lube starts at 6:30; you will want to gargle with PBR and/or green sploogies to prepare your vocal chords for the evening’s duties.
Event: AnalYule Frosty Rehab
Date: Monday, Dec 23.
Normal time 6:30 p.m.
Gathering: The usual spot, the Kaiser Permanente medical office at NE corner of Ming Ave. and Haggin Oaks Blvd. Map to the A: http://goo.gl/maps/hBVP
Cost: Bring $5 for milk and cookies
PS – Bring a flashlight so you can read the friggin’ songbook.