Come and listen to a story bout a Hasher named Jed
Bored with his wife that he just wants to be dead
Then one day he hid five bucks from the old battle axe
Heard some people running by and talkin’ ’bout a Hash
Hashing that is, Red Dresses, Boob Checks, Diamond Dick, White Flour

Well the first thing you know Jed’s singin’ just like Merle
His kin folk said Jed move away from there
Your cousin-wife got’s some other cousin who wants to cum inside of her

They said Bakaa’sfild Is the place you want to be
Cause they hear tell the chicks, though not kin
you can get them just as easily
So Jed packed up the truck, changed his name
to Adam and moved out here just in time
To hare the 10/13/14 Hillbilly Hash that is,
shiggy trails, ice cold beer

Well now it’s time to say goodbye and head to the On-In
We would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You’re all invited back again to visit BH3
To have a heaping helping of our silly frivolity

Hillbilly Hashers, that’s what their called today
Tomorrow t’ll be something else cause they always to astray
Day of the Dead, Christmas, St Patty’s Day
or any number of other fake holiday
Strange folks, Ya’ll cum back now ya hear?

Event: Hillbilly Hash 2014
Hare: Jed aka Hasher Adam
Date: Monday October 13, 2014
Location: Aera Park (Enter Wincanton Dr)
Time: 6:30 PM
Cost: $5
Bring a flashlight – Harriets short cropped shirts and jean shorts.

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