“Three 5-ounce “drips” and one 12-ounce “chug”, why we piss that before start of Hash.”  

After a couple weeks of fun at others expense, our humble Hare, Bringem Young, is taking us back local with this Mondays Hash.

His theme “It’s not about the money it’s all about drinking Hash 2014 !!!!!” challenges us to put our money (all $5.00 of it) where our drunken a$$ mouth is.   The “A” and ass-u-me the “B” will be the parking lot of our very own Bakersfield born (and given up for adoption) Lengthwise Brewing Company on Camino Media across from Cal State. With three fine locations to service you.  (Schirra Ct – Just south of White Lane,  Calloway Drive and the Marketplace)

LENGTHWISE LOCATIONS & HOURS

Look for Bringem’s big tannish ford truck (this is after all Bey-Kerz-Feeld), not the corvette or the Tesla which is on order. Usual time for this event (which BH3 has been hosting for 25 years) is 6:30 pm, price is Five Bucks. For any of you “Tappers” too poor to leave town because of registrant fees, cum by and you can turn in your registration, medal or cheap-ass polyester t-shirts for one free hash. We will dispose of them properly.

Event: “It’s not about the money it’s all about drinking Hash 2014 !!!!!”
Hare: Bringem Young (The younger the better)
Location: Lengthwise Brewing Company on Camino Media across from Cal State
Date: Monday February 3, 2014
Time: Regular Hash Time 6:30 pm
Special Instructions: Show up and let’s have some PBR. Bakersfield Hash House Harriers it’s all about drinking!

On, On.