All Tapped out – “It’s not about the money it’s all about drinking Hash 2014 !!!!!”

IMG_0472“Three 5-ounce “drips” and one 12-ounce “chug”, why we piss that before start of Hash.”  

After a couple weeks of fun at others expense, our humble Hare, Bringem Young, is taking us back local with this Mondays Hash.

His theme “It’s not about the money it’s all about drinking Hash 2014 !!!!!” challenges us to put our money (all $5.00 of it) where our drunken a$$ mouth is.   The “A” and ass-u-me the “B” will be the parking lot of our very own Bakersfield born (and given up for adoption) Lengthwise Brewing Company on Camino Media across from Cal State. With three fine locations to service you.  (Schirra Ct – Just south of White Lane,  Calloway Drive and the Marketplace)

Lengthwise Beer

LENGTHWISE LOCATIONS & HOURS

Brewery Address:

6720 Schirra Court
Bakersfield, CA 93313
Map It
661.836.ALES

Brewery Hours:

Mon-Thur: 11am – 9pm
Fri-Sat: 11am – 10pm
Sun: 11am – 5pm

Pub Address:

2900 Calloway Drive
Bakersfield, CA 93312
Map It
661.589.7394

Pub Hours:

Mon-Thur: 11am – 10pm
Fri-Sat.: 11am – 11pm
Sun: 11am – 8pm

Marketplace Address:

9000 Ming Avenue, T-1
Bakersfield, CA 93311
Map It
661.665.2537

Marketplace Hours:

Mon-Thur: 11am – 10pm
Fri-Sat: 11am – 11pm
Sun: 11am – 8pm

Look for Bringem’s big tannish ford truck (this is after all Bey-Kerz-Feeld), not the corvette or the Tesla which is on order. Usual time for this event (which BH3 has been hosting for 25 years) is 6:30 pm, price is Five Bucks. For any of you “Tappers” too poor to leave town because of registrant fees, cum by and you can turn in your registration, medal or cheap-ass polyester t-shirts for one free hash. We will dispose of them properly.

Event: “It’s not about the money it’s all about drinking Hash 2014 !!!!!”
Hare: Bringem Young (The younger the better)
Location: Lengthwise Brewing Company on Camino Media across from Cal State
Date: Monday February 3, 2014
Time: Regular Hash Time 6:30 pm
Special Instructions: Show up and let’s have some PBR. Bakersfield Hash House Harriers it’s all about drinking!

On, On.

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