Bakersfield rrrning community this is not the signup website for the first ever BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run; we are not a sponsor of said BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run, infact except for what we thought was SPAM email we have never even heard of this organization. This is however the weekly listing of our 1,248th (give or take a couple dozen) Hash run through Bakersfield.
Now while we would be the last to discourage or disparage anyone from running through Bakersfield or any of the other 1,400 cities and hamlets world-wide that have Hash groups. We do however take issue with wanabe corporate D#@k heads that are trying to turn Hashing into a for profit venture. Want to pay $45-$60 for a run with beer than we have a special name for you – at current rates that is 2 ½ months of regular Hashing.
So I repeat if you are looking for the BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run for profit wannabe corporate D#@k head beer run then proceed as follows: http://www.tapnrun.com/Bakersfield/Register.php. If on the other hand you are looking for the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers Run number 1,248th (give or take a couple dozen) Hash than you will find it at the following:
This week’s Hash brought to you by that Hare extraordinaire Diablower-F#@king Jose. It will be a 3.5 mile 3 beer check run in south west Bakersfield. The run will begin at the Mexican Soccer Park behind Three-Way Chevrolet off White Ln and Wible Rd. Regular time 6:30 pm, regular cost $5.00 for all you can drink and eat of $hitty $weet and $althy $nacks. See you there on on.
For all you people running the BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run for profit wannabe corporate D#@k head beer run come on by. We will give you a one-time coupon good for 1 free hash, but remember this offer is only available on Mondays……every Monday.
Event: Not the BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run for profit wannabe corporate D#@k head beer run 2014
Date: Monday January 20, 2014
Location: Mexican Soccer Park behind Three-Way Chevrolet corner of Wible and Barber (drive to the left) http://goo.gl/maps/QTH6M
No theme costumes – After-all we don’t want to look silly out there.
There will be no teams, no spectators, no waivers, no refunds, no T-shirts, no medals, no race bibs just a 3.5 mile run with 4 beer checks and $hitty $weet and $althy $nacks and some truly crazy people who do this every Monday of every month of the year.