Not the BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run for profit wannabe corporate D#@k head beer run 2014

cropped-img_2733.jpgBakersfield rrrning community this is not the signup website for the first ever BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run; we are not a sponsor of said BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run, infact except for what we thought was SPAM email we have never even heard of this organization.  This is however the weekly listing of our 1,248th (give or take a couple dozen) Hash run through Bakersfield.IMG_0222

Now while we would be the last to discourage or disparage anyone from running through Bakersfield or any of the other 1,400 cities and hamlets world-wide that have Hash groups.  We do however take issue with wanabe corporate D#@k heads that are trying to turn Hashing into a for profit venture.  Want to pay $45-$60 for a run with beer than we have a special name for you – at current rates that is 2 ½ months of regular Hashing.

cropped-img_0128.jpgSo I repeat if you are looking for the BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run for profit wannabe corporate D#@k head beer run then proceed as follows:  http://www.tapnrun.com/Bakersfield/Register.php. If on the other hand you are looking for the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers Run number 1,248th (give or take a couple dozen) Hash than you will find it at the following:

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This week’s Hash brought to you by that Hare extraordinaire Diablower-F#@king Jose.  It will be a 3.5 mile 3 beer check run in south west Bakersfield.  The run will begin at the Mexican Soccer Park behind Three-Way Chevrolet off White Ln and Wible Rd. Regular  time 6:30 pm, regular cost $5.00 for all you can drink and eat of $hitty $weet and $althy $nacks.  See you there on on.

For all you people running the BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run for profit wannabe corporate D#@k head beer run come on by.  We will give you a one-time coupon good for 1 free hash, but remember this offer is only available on Mondays……every Monday.

Event: Not the BEY-KERZ-FEELD Tap N Run for profit wannabe corporate D#@k head beer run 2014
Date: Monday January 20, 2014
Location: Mexican Soccer Park behind Three-Way Chevrolet corner of Wible and Barber (drive to the left) http://goo.gl/maps/QTH6M
Cost: $5:00
No theme costumes – After-all we don’t want to look silly out there.
There will be no teams, no spectators, no waivers, no refunds, no T-shirts, no medals, no race bibs just a 3.5 mile run with 4 beer checks and $hitty $weet and $althy $nacks and some truly crazy people who do this every Monday of every month of the year.

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