Glorious People’s Patriotic Hash 2013

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COMRADE WANKERS, BY ORDER OF THE COMMITTEE FOR THE PRESERVATION OF STATE AUTHORIZED BEER DRINKER RIGHTS AND RESPONSIBILITIES, YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED AT THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S PATRIOTIC HASH 2013.

PEOPLE’S GENERAL COMRADE BRING’EM YOUNG HAS BEEN VOLUNTARILY CONSCRIPTED TO CORVÉE THIS HASH. HE DOES THIS CUMMUNITY SERVICE IN CELEBRATION OF THE YEARS THE STATE ALLOWED HIM TO MERCIFULLY OFFER HIS SERVICE TO THE PROLETARIAT. PRIOR TO HASH GENERAL BRING’EM WILL LEAD US IN THE NEW OATH OF ALLEGIANCE AGAINST THE AS YET TO BE DEFINED DOMESTIC BEER ENEMAS.

PLEASE BRING YOUR HASH PROVIDED IDENTITY CARDS AND A WEAPONS COMMIRUNNERINVENTORY SINCE THIS RUN WILL ALSO BEGIN THE CENSUS OF ACTIVE HASHERS  (COUNTRY CODE 1-2322) FOR USE IN THE FUTURE DISCIPLINING AND PURIFICATION OF DISOBEDIENT BELIEVERS. PLEASE NOTE THAT BY YOUR ABSENCE YOU ARE AFFIRMING YOURSELF AS AN UN-PATRIOT.

THE HASH WILL CUMMENSE FROM FREE PEOPLES CALIFORNIA, KERN COUNTY SECRETARIAT, BAKERS-CUMMUNIAL LAND AREA (FORMERLY BAKERSFIELD) ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL COUNCIL. NATIONALIZED ENERGY PETRO CHEMICAL COMPLEX 235-1.  (FORMERLY AERA) BASEBALL COMPLEX.

THE LOCATION IS ON JEWETTA JUST NORTH OF STOCKDALE. TAKE STOCKDALE WEST ALL THE WAY PAST RIVERWALK PARK AND TURN NORTH ONTO JEWETTA. GO NORTH PAST THE FIRST STOP LIGHT AND TURN RIGHT AT THE FIRST DRIVEWAY. GO SOUTHEAST TO THE EQUESTRIAN STAGING AREA. BRING $5 IN PRE-FREE AMERICAN DENOMINATIONS AND A FLASHLIGHT.

EVENT: GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S PATRIOTIC HASH 2013
DATE: DATE OF OUR NEW FREEDOM JANUARY 20, 2013
LOCATION: FREE PEOPLES CALIFORNIA, KERN COUNTY SECRETARIAT,
BAKERS-CUMMUNIAL LAND AREA (FORMERLY BAKERSFIELD)
ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL COUNCIL.
NATIONALIZED ENERGY PETRO CHEMICAL COMPLEX 235-1
(FORMERLY AERA) BASEBALL COMPLEX.
TIME: 6:30 PM
COST:“FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEED” WE KNOW WHO ARE THE BOURGEOISIE SO FOR YOU $5.

LONG LIVE THE FREE PEOPLE’S HASH, LONG LIVE OUR GLORIOUS LEADERS, LONG LIVE THE BEER DRINKERS

EL PUEBLO CURTIDO JAMAS SERA CULTIVO!!!
EL PUEBLO CURTIDO JAMAS SERA CULTIVO!!!

VENCEREMOS ON ON, VENCEREMOS ON ON, VENCEREMOS ON ON

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