It’s Monday so don’t be lonesome and cry, puff up your pompadour, get your rhinestone covered white jumpsuit and Blue Suede running shoes and you better run on over to Hasher Eric’s “You Ain’t Nothing But A Horne Dog” virgin lay. This will be a classy event so don’t forget your bling and crushed velvet cape.
It’s now or never, this Hash can’t wait, Hasher Eric has had a hunka hunka burning love to bring us this run. So don’t be cruel head (who said head) on over to the hash or he’ll be all shook up if you miss his run, after all we don’t want him blue for the Christmas runs.
Whether you’re into the young Elvis, fat Elvis or dead Elvis the King will be a live Hare Monday night. So cum on down by the Kern riverside at Stockdale and Calloway. One note of advise skip the bacon, ground peanut butter, banana and honey toasted sandwich for lunch, those clogged arteries will make sure you are returned to sender from the heart attack hotel.
Event: Hasher Eric’s “You Ain’t Nothing But A Horne Dog” virgin
Date: Monday, November 28, 2011
Leave the sunglasses and bring a flashlight
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me wiggle
Watch me grin
As my cum runs