Analyule Golf Run 2008

Are you feeling bored and dispirited after sipping Pinot Grigio during countless hours of gymnastics and diving? Has your libido completely vanished after the merciless onslaught of rhythmic gymnastics and synchronized swimming? Despair not. There is a simple cure at hand. What, you may ask, could possibly cure these complex, intertwined maladies simultaneously afflicting mind, body and soul? The answer is simple – a massive overdose of ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

To that end, the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers invites you to participate in the analyule Golf Run. We will convene at the Laurelglen Bible Church, at the SW corner of Ashe Road and North Half Moon Drive.  The golf run is patterned after – shockingly – golf. Except instead of playing 9 holes and then breaking for a beer, as the wimpy golfers do, in the Hash golf run you get a beer after each of the 9 “holes.” Got it? Alrighty then.

Greens fees are a measly $4. Tee time is Monday Aug 25 at 6:30 p.m. Appropriate golf attire (i.e. of the Caddyshack mold) is encouraged.

ON ON,
Butthook

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