Wankers of the world unite. Drink Beer..
WHEN: 2:00 p.m. Repeat 2:00 p.m.
WHERE: Parking lot on north side of Stockdale Hwy across from CSUB campus, at Don Hart Dr. East & Stockdale Hwy.
HARES: Bloodery Nipples and Mahardon
WHAT: An Olympic Drinking Games spectacular
See you there.
P.S. Just in case your reading comprehension approximates that of the average incoming CSUB freshman, I will repeat the start time for the Labor Day run. IT’S 2:00 PM, WANKERS!! Not the usual 6:30 p.m. And for our lone Brit, we will also call it our Labour Day run.