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Hear ye, hear ye, all thou wankers,
The Red Rocket, which will likely sputter after take-off and likely lose its course along the way, will eventually be landing in a very hot, damp, dark, and moist place…. yes, Lagos, the capitol of Nigeria.
I’ve been told of a strong Hash group there. If you thought running in Bakersfield summer heat while wearing the Hashit was bad, think about running in an equatorial jungle while carrying a AK47… all the while drinking really shitty beer. Some of the shiggy likely to be found on Nigerian trail: strange diseases, unidentifiable parasites, killer reptiles & insects, land mines, and super low quality Nollywood films (yes, the third biggest movie industry in the world is based in Lagos: Hollywood, then Bollywood, then Nollywood).
I’ll be shipping out in just a few weeks, so I’ll make sure to invite you to my going away party. Whatever you do, don’t bring any good beer. Rocket Silo will be moving to Austin, Texas and I’m going to Nigeria…. Who gets the better end of this deal?
Details to come.