Bloodery Nipples gave it his all for this run. He even bled for the Hash, now that is dedication. Lots of shiggy, miles of running in the sand of the Kern river bed, plus harriett Cortney grabbing my ass and giving me “ma-hard-on-on” This run was a keeper. Bloodery Nipples…

Wankers, I just spoke with Princess Blow Job who will be joining us tomorrow at the Hash. Well apparently he is traveling the country doing a documentary on Hashing and Get Out The Vote (GOTV) for the upcumming election. What the f*ck is hashing becoming a demographic for target by…

For no particular reason todays run will begin at Planz Park, next to South HS on the corner of Planz and South H st. Be there at 6:30pm, $4.00 and a flash light. On On. Felony, larceny,  burglary, suspicious person, murder, pot house parties and more…. Boot Hook took us…