BH3, The analyule Frosty Rehab Christmas Lights run through Haggin Oaks will be next Monday, Dec 20. So decorate yourself in your gaudiest Christmas costumes, bells, lights and any other seasonal paraphenalia you have and come embarrass yourself as we wander through hostile territory terrorizing the civilian population with schnapps, PBR and obscene carols…

Hello Wanker Elves, Yes, it’s time, once again, to take our merry selves on the West Chester Light Run. Our head, who said head, tour guide is Super Stools. She said, ”this run will live up to the low standards set many years ago”, boring with the highlight being shitty beer. The…

Hashm-Ass Twas the Night of the Hashmas Twas the night of the Hashmas When all through Haggin Oaks Not a single person knew Of the strange running folks The trail had been laid And the beer checks had been set Soon there were to be Hashers On that you can…