Diablower/F#ckn Jose invites you to cum admire his Hash handywork one more time on the “UpYours on the Kern River Hash 2012”. A non traditional Hash for him, it will have No Hills No Shiggy No Zacatecas related theme Just a 3.5 mile 3 beer check run under the stars…

Butt Hooks runs are usually 10 miles long with more obstacles and water barriers than Volkslauf, on Morning Wooden’s hippie A-B eight mile uphill runs we are also inflicted to his latest cockalorum for some Swami Vivekanandaf*ck or another.  Runs by Self-Cuntous, Trojan Whore and Squat and Hover usually guarantee boobies…