Professor Micro’s Geo-Spatial Locator Pop Quiz Hash 2012

No stupid theme for this hash just stupid di-erections on how to get there. University of Phoenix professor Micro Screwery is trying out a pop quiz for his next class. If it works on this lower than average IQ group of wanks then he will try it in class.
Ready here it goes you have 5 minutes to locate the hash.

Hash for Monday August 27th will be at Campus Park South Kern County Parcel 392-010-07 located at at 35.314679 latitude -119.099206 longitude. It is in Public Land Survey System – Section 17 of Township 30 South – Range 27 East – Mount Diablo Meridian State California County of Kern. From your Cum-puta-dora this location is best viewed at NAD 1983 State Plane California V FIPS 0405 Feet Projection: Lambert_Conformal_Conic

Simple right.  So cum to Hash, bring $5 bucks and you get a beer and a run. What you wanted more, this ain’t AYSO where everyone gets a trophy for showing up. Don’t show up you get an F for being either lazy or another ignoramus spatial American
See you there.

Event: Professor Micro’s Geo-Spatial Locator Pop Quiz Hash 2012
Date: Monday August 27th
Cost: $5
Location: Campus Park South 35.314679 -119.099206
Starting Time: 6:30 PM

Note: it’s only going to be in the low 90’s so you may want to bring a jacket!! Mothers don’t let your children grow up to be Spatial Americans.

Question:Why can’t fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map.

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because,uh, some, uh. . .
people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh,
I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh,
the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should,
our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh,
should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries,
so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.”
Lauren Caitlin Upton

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