From Smoochie:

ATTENTION maggots & weak bodies!!! Sgt. Smirkin Mirkin will be your Memorial Day hare. Trail will start at the corner of Golden State & O St. There may or may not be fences, walls, water, shiggy, bums, hookers or a trail & you may or may not make it out alive. Cum prepared or get lost in the sauce! Patriotic gear, 6:30 pm, $5 hash cash. ON ON YFF’s 💋 https://www.google.com/maps/place/35%C2%B023‘02.5%22N+119%C2%B000’47.5%22W/@35.384014,-119.013194,15z

Some brave soul is organizing a drive-by parade to say farewell to Bring’em Young and Superintendent of Stools TODAY. Let’s humiliate them and disgrace the entire neighborhood to send them off appropriately. Meet up at 5:45 in the parking lot of the church at the SW corner of Jenkins Rd. and Stockdale Hwy https://goo.gl/maps/LhrJM2mEmHCXDePeA

Hope to see you there!!
ON-ON!!!!

BH3, here is an event that would provide a diversion from whatever your routine currently is. Plus, it is a fundraiser for Adventist hospital. Boils down to running 24 miles in 48 hours in 12 separate stages. You can replenish precious bodily fluids with PBR between stages. Check it out.

ON ON!