Mammorial Hash

Hillbilly Monk will be the hare for the 2021 Mammorial Hash on Monday, May 31. Here is run info from your hare:

Happy Memorial Day wankers. This is the beginning of summer, so I hope to make you miserable with another lame hash. Things to expect: hills, weeds, sand and horse 💩. Things to bring: low expectations, sense of humor, new song ideas and $5. Meet at 6:30 at western edge of Panorama Park, on Westbluff Court. The hounds will be off at 6:45! Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/ZNuQqcM87Pu6ynzq6

See you there. ON ON!

May 17 Hash

Butthook will be the hare for the May 17 hash. Trail will start from the south end of Standard Park, on Ferguson St., in Oildale. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/9tktpHHW3An4mwSu9

Meeting time is 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for the usual assortment of crappy snacks, cold beer, and the amazing array of sights, sounds and smells that only Oildale can provide.

ON ON!