Jan 11 Hash

Our next run will be Monday, Jan 11, at 6:30 p.m. Butthook will be the hare. Trail will start from Saunders Park, at Palm Ave. and Hwy 99. Map to the start location at this link:


After the shittiest, most bizarre first week in a new year one could possibly imagine (except for last Monday’s hash), we will try to turn the page and return to normalcy. That entails, of course, consuming mass quantities of cheap beer and crappy snacks. So lace up your tennies, put $5 in your pocket, grab a flashlight and come out to the Restoring Sanity hash.


Hair of the Dog Hash

Still hung over? Then get your sorry ass out to the Hair of the Dog Hash on Monday, Jan 4. Nothing better for a hangover than a run in cold weather followed by healthy doses of cold beer and nutritionally deficient snacks.

Cunt Force Trauma will be the hare for this trip to the Twilight Zone. Meet next to the Dignity Health Sports center (the old Costco store) on Gilmore St. at 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for treats, and bring a fleshlight. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/F3Q3V2r8n5nKWu2F6

Happy New Year, and Happy Trails.