October 25 Hash

OK, wankers, the heat is gone and the fires are out, so there are no excuses anymore. We need to get the BH3 band back together again. So the Oct 25 hash will be our Unity Run. The trail will start from the Cancer Survivors plaza in Beach Park. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/sSg8WxpbwM3r6KpR6

Meet up at 6:30. Bring $5 for the usual assortment of cheap beers and $hitty snacks. The trail will be fairly short so we will be finished reasonably early. It’s getting dark pretty early now, so be sure to bring a fleshlight. Let’s do this.


Oct. 18 Hash

After the demonic winds of Oct 11 blew away most of the trail marks and most of the BH3 kennel, F.A.G. has graciously volunteered to re-lay his erased-by-the-hands-of-evil trail originating from Jastro Park. So here is your chance to redeem yourselves as we enter the season of the doomed and the damned. Meet at 6:30 p.m. on the west side of Jastro Park on Elm St. for an introduction to the Halloweenie season. Map to the BH3 portal to hell at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/NjMABAENzrbGhWSu9

Meet promptly at 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for a chance at redemption involving swilling the antidote to evil (cold PBR) and munching on $hitsnacks while negotiating the hazards on this trail leading either to salvation or oblivion. Our dastardly hare strongly recommends bringing a fleshlight to increase your odds of survival.


Oct 11 Hash

F.A.G. cordially invites you to the 2021 Columbus Day Hash. Unfortunately, there are no more statues available to tear down and/or piss on, so we will have to settle for drinking massive quantities of $hitty beer instead. Meet on the west side of Jastro Park, on Elm St. between Truxtun Ave. and18th St., at 6:30 p.m. Map to the start location at this link:


Bring $5 for the usual assortment of $hitsnacks to be washed down with whatever the hare’s poison of choice will be. It will be dark early, so bring a fleshlight.