Meet us this week at India Food Mart where you will begin your journey through Bako’s Little India. Where the delicious smell of curry and cow manure flow through the air. Eagle runners prepare to get your shoes wet! Make sure to smile and wave to all the Aunties cooking…

$5 6:30pm Bakersfield Hash House Harriers (At Least It’s A Dry Heat) A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

Attention degenerates, Since the pin drop yesterday was suspiciously calm and respectful… let’s fix that. Tonight at 6:30 PM Madeline has officially laid for the very first time. (With the help of butthook) Expect confusion. Expect disorder. Expect to question your choices. Today is National Banana Cream Pie Day. Do…