The flour is laid, the trail is set, get ready for best damn trail you haven’t had yet. The theme is simple, do what ever you please. May the Froth – Chingo de Mayo run – let these holidays cumbine.

Meet near Edison Hwy, known well by the dustbowl migrants of ole. What was new became old, but the cumming gentrification will make it anew. Can trust the Front Running Bastards to find chalky trail, others hang with the chicas so fine.

¡Mírala las! with that fire in their eyes, reinas in sneakers, no disguise. Mexican, gringita, chinita or negrita, it makes no never mind, qué flare, qué pasión, they’ll wreck every @BakoHash House men who cums by.

Down-Down

Then comes the circle, the holy ground, Where the cerveza cold is always just there. No water for us (except Tranny and maybe 3), no jugo, no tea, Just Pacifico, Dos Equis and PBR for thee. ¡Salud!

So here’s to the bellezas and the hops in the can, The life of a thirsty, wandering man. ¡On-On! Down-down your beer, hurry up fast, the taco truck is closing we don’t want to be the last. !

Event: May Froth – Chingo de Mayo Hash ’26

Date: May 4th, 2026

Location: 2153 Steele Ave, Bakersfield, California

Time: 6:30

Cost: $5

2-3 miles 2-3 beer checks.

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