The Ninth of July Hash River Run are you wet yet? You may want to bring a towel, things could get messy. Hart Part Sheriff Shooting Range 18:30 $5 https://goo.gl/maps/f2DCGgkN4aE2 Composed on my iPhone

Your humble scribe has erred (that means fucked up for you BH3 cretins). Sleazy’s virgin lay will start at 2612 Beech St., NOT at 2512 Beech St. Apologies to all. https://goo.gl/maps/xHAxFWXJHAT2 [BHHH] #ONON Sleazy Bake’s Virgin Lay Come out June 25 to witness Sleazy Bake Oven’s de-flour-ing as she endures…

Come out June 25 to witness Sleazy Bake Oven’s de-flour-ing as she endures the time-honored ritual of her virgin trail lay. This debacle will start at 2512 Beech St. in the Westchester area. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/ckGxkKFouCs Bring $5 for the Hash Sacrament (cold PBR)…