Come out June 25 to witness Sleazy Bake Oven’s de-flour-ing as she endures the time-honored ritual of her virgin trail lay. This debacle will start at 2512 Beech St. in the Westchester area. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/ckGxkKFouCs

Bring $5 for the Hash Sacrament (cold PBR) and the usual assortment of health-endangering snacks. And bring any tidings/salutations/heavy objects you have to throw towards Sleazy Bake as she commits herself to BH3.

ON ON!