Cunt Force Trauma and Techno Twat will be your hares to cure what ails you. Start the year out right by cumming…to hash…we mean you hash slackers! Get out of the house and bring a friend because no one likes to cum alone, $5 for the usual 💩 treats, and bring a fleshlight.

Meet in parking lot where Social House (corner of Hageman/Calloway) is located at 6:30 p.m.

Map to the start location at this link:

https://www.google.com/search?q=social+house+bakersfield&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#

Happy New Year, and Happy Trails.