Come one, come all, as Diamond Dick leads us on a mission to short out all 4 million lights in the CALM Christmas lights display. The staging point for this caper will be the overflow parking area just outside the southeast entrance to Hart Park and just north of the Kern County Soccer Park. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/z6BiBJ4Hr3SucuhYA

Meet at 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for the usual offerings of the Hash Sacrament (PBR) and assorted $hitsnacks. Bring a flashlight, and be prepared for off-road trails and other surprises.

ON ON!