Hair of the Dog Hash

Still hung over? Then get your sorry ass out to the Hair of the Dog Hash on Monday, Jan 4. Nothing better for a hangover than a run in cold weather followed by healthy doses of cold beer and nutritionally deficient snacks.

Cunt Force Trauma will be the hare for this trip to the Twilight Zone. Meet next to the Dignity Health Sports center (the old Costco store) on Gilmore St. at 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for treats, and bring a fleshlight. Map to the start location at this link:

Happy New Year, and Happy Trails.