#ONON Westchester Lights Run Dec 11

The Analyule Westchester Lights run will be this Monday, Dec. 11. Trail starts from the band shell on the west side of Jastro Park, on Elm St. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/6XzQSgem5U22

Drag all your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Festivus gear from the depths of your closets, don that gay apparel and get your sorry ass to Jastro Park. Meet at 6:30 to gargle some PBR to prime those vocal chords before we storm the neighborhood and assault the sensibilities of the unsuspecting citizenry with our perverted versions of classic Christmas carols.

Bring $5 for cold beer and crappy snacks. And bring a flashlight so you can read the songbook.

ON ON!

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