As a parent or a guardian you always think to yourself, “My they grow up so fast” First Hash you meet Scotty he shows his skinny flat little ass and is excited to sit at the big hashers table at PizzaVille on Oak.
Next Hash Scotty shares with his first tattoo (something you don’t personally believe in but) but pretend to be excited for him. You flour him on a birthday Hash but forget the next year, Scotty pretends not to care but you feel bad anyway.
The second tattoo filmed and streamed live and multiple piercings get you a bit worried, but this couldn’t be my little Scotty and blame on the influence of bad friends.
Also realize his Franko-fckn-stine friends are really some of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. (although you still wouldn’t want any of them near your daughters).
Well just Scotty is groaned up now (sniff, sniff) and nothing says groaned up in Hash than Haring your virgin lay. So BH3 Wankers and Harrietts far and wide cum to Hash this Monday and celebrate just Scotty’s Hastastic virgin lay.
What can you expect, cum to Hash and find out. We do know there will be beer and shitty-salty-snacks and one less virgin Hare. What more could you want.
Event: Scotty’s Virgin Hastastic Lay
Date: Monday, August 17, 2015
Location: Central Park At Mill Creek Bakersfield (21st & Rst Downtown East)
Time: 6:20pm – Cost: $5.00