Westchester Christmas Lights 2014

BH3 Wankers, are you listenin’?
Ingrown’s eyes are glistenin’.
He’s been drinking all night
Afraid he’s not done it right
Marking up the streets of Westchester wonderland.

Smell that beer? That’s his fragrance.
It’s a sign of this vagrant;
Avoid where he pees, it’s Sue Benhams’ pro-per-ty!
Marking up the streets of Westchester wonderland.

In the middle of Jastro Park is were you’ll find him
Stomping on his latest crappy office design;
He then lift his leg and lets it go Man
Saying why is this shit always mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the face post,
Twitter and the rest of the hash world;
The BPD Getto Bird is cruzing the roost checking for who’s
Marking up the streets of Westchester wonderland.
…..checking for who’s
Marking up the streets of Westchester wonderland.

InGrownBH3 Hash world as you might have guessed Ingrowns the Hare, however don’t let that deter you from coming to this premier hash event.  Put on some tacky Christmas holiday gear for an evening of running and slightly modified Christmas caroling.

PBR and/or green sploogies prior should eliminate any inhibitions you might have.

Event:  Westchester Christmas Lights 2014
Date: Monday, Dec 15.
Normal time 6:30 p.m.
Gathering: Meeting place will be the bandshell on the western side of Jastro Park, on Elm St. between Truxtun and 18th. Map to the A:  https://goo.gl/maps/j98v1
Cost: Bring $5 for milk and cookies
PS – Bring a flashlight so you can read the friggin’ songbook.

Download XXXmas Songbook here

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