It’s Not Easy Being We – Aber & Udo Eventing Hash

It’s Not Easy Being We

IMG_7124We look in the mirror each morning to no surprise. Raven or brown hair, chiseled chin, perfect teeth and ohh such perfect eyes.

We know it’s tough for we’ve heard others say – “The worlds not fair, why do we have such hard lives anyway”.

To those we have advice,  come with us we always get our way.

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Basic is something for the herd – comfy, elite and sobor is what we know.

Why you gonna blame us if Aber, Holly, Tommy and H & M and Giorgio Armani makes us glow.


Others wait for attention while we go to the head of the line.

We sometimes almost feel guilty but we’ve got to go since we’re next in line and besides the party for some reason only starts when we arrive.

So don’t worry about us we’ll be just fine we’ll soon forget about you, because after all someone’s got to be left behind.

It’s Not Easy Being We

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Wankers don’t get left behind – We know life’s short and since yours’ is gone anyway come to our hash and pretend to be us for one day.

Event: It’s Not Easy Being We – Hash 2014
Date: Monday November 10, 2014
Time: 6:30 PM
Cost: $5.00
Location: 500 Shanley Ct, Behind CSUB by Mercy SouthWest Hospital
Bring a flashlight