I need a Real Hasher Man!!!!!!
Harriettes, here is your opportunity to find your dream Harrier. Do you already have one? Well, bring him along just to see if he measures up against the local stock of Harriers in Bakersfield’s first ever Find Me a Man Hash!
Harriers, here is your opportunity to show the lovely Harriettes of Bakersfield your Harriette Pleasing Skills! Dress to impress those lovely Harriettes with your finest Hasher attire! Polish your Harriette pleasing skills, as this night will be your night to impress!
Three miles, with three beer checks, to include a hasher man contest at each! Prizes will be awarded to the top three of Bakersfield’s Finest Harriers!
This hash will be free. There will be a five dollar fee assessed to Harriettes who take a Harrier home. Due to a surplus of Harriers, there will also be a three dollar recycling fee assessed to any Harriette who dumps their current Harrier to upgrade after the contest. No refunds to Harriettes for buyer’s remorse after making their choice.
The Find Me a Man hash will provide a great opportunity to invite new hashers, insuring the survival of the hasher gene pool.
WARNING: Hashing has been found to cause extreme thirst which can cause poor judgment! Please plan your transportation to compensate for the thirst factor.
Event: Find me a Man Hash 2014
Date: Monday August 25, 2014
Location: Jastro Park, 18th & Elm