Summer is over, the backpacks are packed, and substitute teacher is ready for a very special Back-to-School Hash!
As India celebrates Independence Day, your substitute teacher has prepared a trail filled with a little history, language, and plenty of SHITTY Hash education
Your lessons will be taught on the trail, where you may encounter some new words in languages from across India, and perhaps a few surprises along the way.
Dress Code: INDIAN TRICOLOR
Come wearing ORANGE, WHITE, or GREEN—or better yet, all three!

Your School Supplies:

• 📱 Phone — for your language lesson
• 💵 $5 Hash Cash
  
• 🧡🤍💚 Something orange, white, or green
• 👯 Bring a friend—and introduce them to a proper education

📍 https://maps.app.goo.gl/rdt2oRXBnvoNPLxj7 (Palm ST and A st)
📅 Monday, 8/17
🐐 Substitute Teacher: Fornigoater

Come ready to learn, run, get lost, and drink. There may be history, there may be language, there may be culture—but one thing is guaranteed:

This is still going to be a SHITTY trail.

Class is in session. ON-ON!