You’ve done one Hash, maybe you’ve graced us with two. Well let me tell you, you’ve not hashed until…..
You’ve tiny packaged, jump over walls, ran through drain pipes, down downed three shots, been told to “get out of my way you mo..f..ker c*nt a$$ b#tch or I’m gonna run you over mo..f.. ***** pshcho! ” Smoochied Hash.
Well you are in luck. Rather than beat you down with her words she has decided to pop her cherry – yes this is her virgin hash – and hare this Mondays so called run.
After which she promises a wet willie, or at least a hose down from some random neighbor’s yard. I don’t know I stopped paying attention when she said get prepared to get wet.
So cum on down down and enjoy Smoochies Virgin Lay you can ALL be the first to experience her love of Hash.
Event: Smoochies Wet Willie Virgin Lay
Date: Monday July 7, 2014
Location: Seasons park on Harris Rd near Stine. https://goo.gl/maps/Cu6pF
Theme: Hot and Bothered
Time: 6:30 pm