If two is company who said that three is a crowd. Not Hook as he invites you to his 3-3 (March 3rd for you dullards) Ménage à trois Mardi Gras Hash 2014.
Wankers this unlike Mardi Gras Hashes past this is a BYOB hash – Wankers Bring Your Own Beads – Harrietts are highly encouraged to Bring Your Own Boobs.
Dress up if you like Hook doesn’t care because he is not planning on dishing out beads or dubloons or any of that creative kind of stuff – mostly because he is a lazy F*#k. But hey there will still be beer.
So wankers get your three-some on on and see you there.
Event: Ménage à Trois Mardi Gras Hash 2014 Location: Patriots Park, parking lot on north side of park on Fjord St., across from West High.
Time: Normal Hash time 6:30 PM
Cost: $5 gold dabloons in current US Currency
Bring a flashlight for the boob checks.
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