Doctor Doctor give me a call. Diamond Dick’s the Hare and he is sure to fall. Mark your calendars for Diamond Dick’s Cliff Run on Monday, September 10,2012.
You don’t want to miss this one. This trail will visit the scene of Diamond’s infamous “Let’s jump off this cliff” decision during an otherwise already hairy run a year ago. HOPE springs eternal for a good run, but just in case Testical Festival bring your vet stuff somebody may have to be put down.The Cliff Run will start at the Sheriff’s pistol range in Hart Park. Map to the A at this link: http://goo.gl/maps/zTiDq
Our hare has provided no instructions other than show up, bring $5, So take a leap of faiths and be ready for a healthy helping of idiocy. Same Bat-time 6:30 p.m.
P.S. You should probably bringa flashlight.