In honor of Hasher Kyle’s departure to the city of Brutha-ly Love, come partake in the debauchery of a Philadelphia themed “Liberty Bell”run. Things you may encounter along the way:
- Gang violence, Michael Vick abusing animals
- Rapid beavers (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/06/wild-beavers-terrorize-philadelphia/)
- Angry mobs of Phillies’ fans/Camden residents, HIV
- or the ghosts of our racist founding fathers.
Bring your cowbells, jingle bells, and liberty bells to make some noise, because I have a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!
The run will start on Verlan Court in Northwest Bakersfield. Off of Meany Avenue between Coffee and Fruitvale. Cost: $6 dollars for bar beer and some Philadelphian suds from the hash coolers.
