In honor of Hasher Kyle’s departure to the city of Brutha-ly Love, come partake in the debauchery of a Philadelphia themed “Liberty Bell”run. Things you may encounter along the way:

•  Gang violence, Michael Vick abusing animals
•  Rapid beavers (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/06/wild-beavers-terrorize-philadelphia/)
• Angry mobs of Phillies’ fans/Camden residents, HIV
• or the ghosts of our racist founding fathers.

Bring your cowbells, jingle bells, and liberty bells to make some noise, because I have a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!

 The run will start on Verlan Court in Northwest Bakersfield. Off of Meany Avenue between Coffee and Fruitvale. Cost: $6 dollars for bar beer and some Philadelphian suds from the hash coolers.