Wankers, we are in danger of loosing America, and by America I mean Bakersfield. The Isamo-Fasist-Lesbian-Zacatecas-Irish agenda is gaining ground but we can still put a stop to it. Dia de Los Muertos, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, St Patty’s day….it is time we celebrate America. 
Lucky for us patriot Squat and Hover is taking up the cause of freedom and will hare our next run. Cum celebrate her Virgin Lay – WTF- Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) Prepared to be Americanized!! Because nothing says America like a bunch of drunks with loaded guns.
The freedom trail will begin at University Park in Northeast Bakersfield. Since freedom is not free the cost for this Hash will be $5.00. $4.00 for Beer and a $1.00 tithe to be contributed to other free loving causes. Come loaded or ready to get loaded, dress includes, camouflage, combat fatigues or just plan Red, White and Blue.
No man dresses on this Hash. After all would General George Washington have worn a dress (oh I just remembered he was a Mason) never mind? Come to Hash and save us from the Isamo-Fasist-Lesbian-Zacatecas-Irish agenda, if you don’t then you don’t love America.
Event: WTF- Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) Prepared to be Americanized!! Hash 2011
Date: Monday March 21, 2011
Time: 6:30pm
Location: University Park North East Bakersfield
Cost: $5.00
Theme: Freedom=America
