Wankers,
Is this the face of the Irish? I didn’t think so either. I’ll bet their glad this mug can only claim to be Irish on March 17th. Anyway the following are the details of “Bloodplugs Inagural (Nobody tell him but I think he means Inaugural-However I could be wrong since English is my second language) Word Scramble Hash”.
Meet in the Mexican part of town (which by now is all of California- but I digress), which is adjacent to the African American part of town, in the parking lot across the street from Luigi’s traditional Italian restaurant (you will know it by the Italian flags on display). If you don’t know him our Hare Bloodplug is a big ol Mexican 364 days of the year, he is married to Mount Me Here a beautiful Harriett who is probably of Pennsylvania Dutch-German-Scottish heritage. This to celebrate an Irish Roman Catholic religious holiday by a bunch of non-believing pagans and heathens.
Makers perfect sense to me.
Come dressed as your favorite leprechaun. The cost of the Hash is $8, a bit high but just use some of your millionaire tax cuts to pay for it.
Event: Bloodplugs Word Scramble Hash
Date: Monday March 14, 2011
Location: Intersection E Truxtun Ave – E 19th – King St (East Bakersfield)
Time: 6:30 pm
Theme: Irish – Green
Cost: $8.00
For equal time and in case my interpretation of this run is incorrect the following are Bloodplugs instructions in their entirety.
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