As is our right and duty to corrupt as many soles as possible while they are weak out for a good cause. BH3 calls upon all Hashers near and far to assist again at this years Volkslauf. Meet Limpy and Butthock at the appointed location about 8:00am. A donation of 36 cans or keg of shittiest beer would be greatly appreciated. See note from our fearless leader.
Ladies and Sperms,
Volkslauf will be occuring this next Saturday morning Oct. 2. As in the past the Bakersfield Hash Harriers, as a humanitarian gesture, will host an aid station for the participants. Of course we all know that the best way to aid someone doing a mud run is to give them a shot of refreshing ice cold shitty beer.
This is a volunteer effort. If you are interested helping with the aid station please show up and/ore reply to Limpnoids via email. We will meet on the northwest corner of Hwy 65 and Merle Haggard Drive (aka 7th Standard Road). There is an AM/PM station there. Please plan to be there by 8:15 am. Link to the meeting point map is as follows. Go to the “B” point on the map.
One other thing. If you volunteer to help please also bring a case of cold shitty beer. The only way to fund the aid station is by contribution so please help out. We will go through a sizable volume of beer handing out to 2000 mudrunners (minus the underage ones of course).
So, in summary, if you’d like to donate your time and some beer it’s for a worthy cause. Plus it’s worth it to see the looks on mudrunner faces when they realize it’s NOT water it’s BEER!