Spastic Colon 2009 Analyule 1040 Late Filing Run


Spastic Colon will hare the analyule 1040 late filing run on Monday, April 26. Bring your unfinished return to Grissom Park in the southwest and, for the low, low price of $6, we’ll fill it out for you. What a deal!! What could possibly go wrong?

Deductable Travel Expenses?

As usual, the 1040 run will be an A-to-A trail featuring 10 beer stops. Trail will be 2.5-3 miles, according to Commissioner Spaz. The filing fee for this trail will be $6. There will be cold PBR and unwanted advice at every turn. On-trail urination is practically guaranteed, so please be discreet.

Many happy returns.

Your faithful auditor,

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