OK, wankers. Mammorial Hash. That can only mean a Limp Noids trail with lots of PBR, followed by a long, satisfying, almost orgasmic collective piss in Bring’em’s and SuperStool’s pool. Map to the latrine below.

$6 gets you trail, beer and BBQ. If you need wine coolers or other unhashlike beverages, or weird dietary needs, yer on yer own.

Remember, witching time is 3:00 p.m. on SUNDAY, May 25. If you show up on Monday, regular hash day, all the beer will be gone.

ON-ON
Butthook

13608 Arbolado Ct Bakersfield, CA