The Analyule Haggin Oaks Christmas Lights run is upon us, this year to be renamed the Pagen Oaks for the residents worship of the GREEN $$$$$$ and I don’t mean the X-Mas trees. This hallowed event will take place Monday, Dec. 17, at 6:30 p.m. Come on out and gargle some PBR to prime those vocal chords before we take off to assault the sensibilities of all those fair denizens of Haggin Oaks.
We’ll meet in the parking lot on the north side of the Kaiser Permanente medical offices located at the NE corner of Ming Ave and Haggin Oaks Blvd. All Hash elves should gather at 6:30 p.m. for pre-lube. Some sort of Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza attire is recommended. But what is required is a) $4 for PBR and schnapps and b) a flashlight so you can read the lyrics to the Hashmas carols.
Harry the Harrier Lama has requested that he remain down here to tour the Pagen Oaks Frosty run this next Monday night.Any other 4 leggeds out there interested in showing up? Or 2 or 3 leggeds. Harry is looking for some action. See you 6:30 behind Kaiser Permanente 8800 Ming Ave, Bakersfield, CA