Crime of Fashion….somebody is going down down for this.

Diablower in Red DressHash Hater Jessie

Ms. HHH herself Jessica Mayorga a.k.a. Harvard’s Havana Hottie (Harvard graduate and former Miss Cuba, yet still geographically challenged and confused such as Ms. South Carolina) , spokes person for the City of New Haven, revealed her real reason for pressing felon terrorism charges against the Hamburglar Hares. Having nothing to do with national security, she has had it out for the Hash House Harriers since earlier this summer 2007 when Diablower of BH3 Bakersfield (At least it’s a dry heat), California, USA, not only ran in her dress but also looks better in it than she does.

Diablower when asked for a comment regretted getting to Goodwill before she did, but would not apologize for his fine stud figure….saying “God created this temple of manliness, I am not going to prevent the women of the world or a few Idaho senators from gazing upon (but not touching) his find handy work”.


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