Wankers,

Shitty beer, shitty run, virgin harriett titties, a visiting Hasher – Only Two from Washington DC – Mt Vernon H3 – Welcum, did I mention beer. This years BH3 Red Dress had it all, did I mention titties? Where else but on a Red Dress run would you have a crowed of pierced, spiked hair, tattooed Goth outside a bar look at US and say “There go bunch of weirdos”. Click Porno to check out Bloodery Nipples pics.

Stay tuned there are more to cum.

Time to pull out your finest red dress and strut your stuff in the 2007 Red Dress Run. Diamond Dick will lead the traveling fashion show through downtown Bakersfield in search of PBR on tap. Pre-lube at 6:30 sharp with Diamond’s world famous Green Sploogies.

When: Monday, June 25, 6:30 p.m.

Where: meet on Eye St. between 20th and 21st Streets

Cost: $6 for ice cold PBR, Green Sploogies, and a freak show

ON-ON,

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A REMINDER. The Red Dress run will be next Monday June 25 at 6:30 pm.

This means EVERYONE will be adorned in a red dress. Get thee to your local haberdashery and prepare or simply pull out last years’ frock. Diamond Dick is the Hare. Stay tuned for further announcements.

A link to info and pics on other Red Dress Hash events.

*International Red Dress Links

Also while he may not be a Hasher – Rudy Giuliani is the closest, among the current field of presidential candidates, to be our next man/women(?) in the White House.