Whiskey Tits ( . Y . ) “Drunken Love” Hash 2014

WT3Whiskey Tits ( . Y . ) is the hare this Monday’s April 21, 2014 Hash…talk about your “Drunken Love” hope she brings friends!!!!!!

WT says this will be a Bunny Pharm (whatever that is) run. Unless she meant Animal Farm which according to that internet fact check Wikipedia is an “allegorical and dystopian novel by George Orwell”. IMG_0648However, since I don’t read, and I correctly assume neither do most of you, you’ll just have to show up to hash to find out.

Anyway it’ll be 2-3 miles and have something having to do with hunting rabbits. I would expect this adventure to be more along the lines of Alice and the Looking Glass than an Easter Egg Hunt, so be prepared.

Hash rabbit hole will be located at Deer Creek Park in the southwest. Map to park at this link: http://goo.gl/maps/G7BRF
Normal time 6:30 p.m.—who know’s if and when you’ll cum out. Bring $5 and your wits.

free-vector-mad-hatter-clip-art_103896_Mad_Hatter_clip_art_hight[1]“have i gone mad? im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

ON ON !!

IRS Like You Don’t Care – Spazze’s Annal 1040 Hash 2014

TioSamIWU

to get me a beer

IRS-logoCan’t pay our tax bill because the IRS doesn’t believe BH3 Monday Hash Cash is a charitable organization and now you are stuck with an $85 penalty fee for not signing up for Obamacare. Well cum and drown your sorrows at Spazze’s annal 1040 – 10 beer check 2-3 mile Hash.

Asking for God’s help for the future he’s starting Hash at the corner of Church Ave and Mt. Vernon, College park across from BC.

Tax_Day

Event: Spazze’s Annal 1040 Hash 2014
Location: College Park, Mt Vernon & Church Ave across from BC  https://goo.gl/maps/7Kdkj
Date: Monday April 14, 2014
Time: 6:30 pm
EITC subsidized service fee: $6.00

Some Dumb F#ck’$ Wots Hees Got Nu Hash 2014

DontAskDontTellSome Dumb Fuck is sure happy Don’t Don’t Tell has been repealed.  To celebrate he’s gonna hare this week.

Now that makes two Asian dudes in a row as Hare, and you thought the Mexicans were going to take over.

JizzPlaceLet’s see Wots Hees Got Nu to share – I’ll bet it’s got to do with his new “Best Friend”.  Meet up at Jizzerhands place, it’s in the rear of Olive St, which is located off 24th St, between Oak and Elm.  $5

Event: Some Dumb F#ck’$ Wots Hees Got Nu Hash 2014
Date: Monday, April 7, 2014
Location: 2501 Olive St https://goo.gl/maps/OyUQs
Time: 6:30 pm
Cost: $5.00

At Least It's a Dry Heat