This week’s Hash has inspired me to song. Thank you Homer Simpson
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the guy who brings me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks the beer.
Far, a long way to get beer.
So, I’ll have another beer.
La, I’ll have another beer.
Tea, no thanks I’m having beer.
That will bring us back to…
Why am I singing you might ask, well let me tell you. Bring’em Young and Superintendent of Stools are this week’s hares and they are bringing the beer. How much for the Hash, well let me tell you. Nada, Zip, Zilch, Free….this is Stools’ and Bring’em’s Christmas present to everyone. So cum and enjoy. No theme, tasteful Santa garb optional.
Event: Stools and Bring’em Free Beer Monday Hash
Date: Monday December 9, 2013
Location: Liberty Park. Instructions from your hare, there are 2 parking lots for Liberty Park. Bring’em wants to meet in the southern lot. The entrance to this lot is off Jewetta Ave, not off Brimhall Rd. Map to the A at this link: http://goo.gl/maps/ersx6
Normal time 6:30 p.m. Dress warmly and bring a flashlight.
We’ll be in search of lights in the nearby neighborhoods.
Motley Spew that BH3 Hash fashionitas has decided to make this Hash his own.
Behold in a nod to our current economic times and catastrophic depression cumming from Obama Care he is Haring the first annal BH3 “Soup-line-homeless-dress” Hash. Yes as Motley says “There is no theme, no agenda and no need for costumes or ridiculous accessories for this run. Just cum as yourself, which is plenty embarrassing enough.”
Motley is bringing clam chowder for this event, wankers you are welcome to bring your own soup to add to the pot or partake of what is available. In addition, per Diablower/F*ckn Jose’s, prerogative as Webhare extrodahare he suggests you bring any manner of canned food which he will donate at some later date (once all the good stuff has been picked off) to a Bako food-bank or homeless shelter.
Event: Motley’s – Soup-line-homeless Hash 2013
Date: Monday, December 2, 2013
Location: Trail will start from the abandoned Target store on Wible Rd. just north of Ming Ave. Map to the start location at this link: http://goo.gl/maps/fYJ0D
Normal time 6:30 p.m. BRING $5, A CAN OF FOOD TO DONATE AND A FLASHLIGHT!
Performance artist Crusty Elvis invites you to his one day one act play. Fuget Broadway, bi-pass Hollywood, fly over Las Vegas and cum to Bakersfield to experience the one man show.
Be there and experience how he makes an effort to explain hash to absent and presumed dead harriett – self cuntious,
describe the effort it took Squat and Hover to mouth one of sour’s jugs and give a demonstration of the emerging world of Elvis Hentai condom balloon art.
The theme is Elvis the requirement to dress up is not…..you be the judge.
Performance Art Event: Elvis Explains Hash 2013
When: All the time – everywhere or Monday November 25th, 2013
Performance Time: 6:30 PM Pacific – No repeat show
Venue: The Only Place in Bako People can afford to pay for art: Kaiser Permanente parking lot at Ming across from Haggin Oaks -
8800 Ming Ave, Bakersfield, CA http://goo.gl/maps/8Qw0E
Other Notes of Interest: Bring a headlight or two Elvis likes the spotlight – don’t try to understand it and there will be no one there to explain it.
Hunna hunna onnn onnn