Butt Hook’s Run For No Reason

catinthehatrunI’ve got nothing so I’ll just steal from myself.

There is absolutely no reason for this run. We’re not running to save some endangered desert rat.  Nor lend support to the recall effort of some activist judge thumbing his nose at the will of the people.  Little Joey is going to have to go someplace else to pay for his chemo, because we’re not going to do it.  The only “Hope” we have for this run is a shiggy trail and an ice chest full of PBR. The election is over so miraculously Ebola has been cured and ISIS is not to be feared. (this is new)

Butt Hook is the Hare so you know what that means, fences and crawling through smelling knee keep sewers oh and it just rained.

What more do you want for $5.00 on a Monday  in Bakersfield.

A abandoned Costco Gilmore St. east of Buck Owens http://t.co/w5o2sQaOoI 

6:30PM 11/17/14

Bring flashlight and you might need some sweats.




It’s Not Easy Being We – Aber & Udo Eventing Hash

It’s Not Easy Being We

IMG_7124We look in the mirror each morning to no surprise. Raven or brown hair, chiseled chin, perfect teeth and ohh such perfect eyes.

We know it’s tough for we’ve heard others say - “The worlds not fair, why do we have such hard lives anyway”.

To those we have advice,  come with us we always get our way.

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Basic is something for the herd – comfy, elite and sobor is what we know.

Why you gonna blame us if Aber, Holly, Tommy and H & M and Giorgio Armani makes us glow.


Others wait for attention while we go to the head of the line.

We sometimes almost feel guilty but we’ve got to go since we’re next in line and besides the party for some reason only starts when we arrive.

So don’t worry about us we’ll be just fine we’ll soon forget about you, because after all someone’s got to be left behind.

It’s Not Easy Being We

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Wankers don’t get left behind – We know life’s short and since yours’ is gone anyway come to our hash and pretend to be us for one day.

Event: It’s Not Easy Being We – Hash 2014
Date: Monday November 10, 2014
Time: 6:30 PM
Cost: $5.00
Location: 500 Shanley Ct, Behind CSUB by Mercy SouthWest Hospital
Bring a flashlight

Dia De Los Muerto Hash 2014

DiaDeLosMuertos1Diablower has the honor of staffing the beer. If you’ll love the Hash he’ll take all the credit, if it’s a $hitty trail then blame In Grown and Crusty.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

Either way cum and continue the celebration of Dia de Los Muertos with the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers tomorrow Monday, November 3rd, 2014. Join us as we pay our respects to Col Baker. We guarantee it’s goona be a deathly beautiful event.


Starting point is Narducci’s Cafe 6:30pm,  3-4 miles,  maybe 3 beer checks,  $7.00

Dress in your Catrina (death mask) bring saint candles, Abuelita or Ibarra chocolate, pan dulce. Diablower/Fckn Jose will provide all the dulce and cerveza you’ll need.

Bring a flashlight

At Least It's a Dry Heat