Can’t stop Hashing. I try to stop but something somehow draws me back in again to the den of debauchery called #onon #HashHouseHarriers running with beer.
Hash blasphemes Christmas, makes a mockery of sacred Cinco de Mayo, celebrates the dual pagan holidays of druid “All Hallows’ Eve” and Aztec festival of the goddess Mictecacihuatl “Día de Muertos”.
With Monday’s Hash this defilement of all that is good and right (good and right being defined as having been created by white European men) continues with Butthook’s aka the Egyptian, 2014 Analyule (which reminds me I’ve got to make my appointment for the year, more on that later) Golf Run.
Golf, a stately game of rules being to “Play a ball with a club from the teeing ground into the hole by a stroke or successive strokes in accordance with the Rules.” I can assure you none of these will be followed.
The Hare’s words too terrible to paraphrase are provided as follows in their entirety.
It’s time for the analyule Golf Run, to be held Monday, July 28. The clubhouse is behind the Laurelglen Bible Church at 2801 Ashe Rd., SW corner of Ashe Rd and N. Half Moon Dr. Map to the clubhouse at this link: http://goo.gl/maps/1jGkJ
Please check in with the starter, Butthook, by 6:30 p.m. Tee time will be 6:45 sharp. Greens fees are a terrific bargain at only $5.
As always, proper attire is required. Examples of proper attire for ladies and gentlemen are kindly provided below. Please adhere to the standards exemplified here or exceed them. Let’s make this a real Caddyshack exhibition.
————– wankers ——————— LAST YEAR —- I quit teaching for the sanity ———————————– Real Estate money – Available for all your future homeowner needs.
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————— when Womb Broom and I didn’t cum to Hash the whole month of June, I ———— get the message. ————- “Schools Out For Ever” ——————– BBQ ————- I want a bunch of ——————— people – ———————– stepin all over my grass, drinking my beer and ——– in my jazuzzi and pool. ————— show up, ————- want you ——– ——————– —– ———————————– to cum —— this ——– — my —- Schools Out for Summer Fajitas & Beer Hash, it’s —————- $20 bucks —–. no IOU’s —————— for BringEm.
FYI ——– you one time Hashers allowed!!!! I’ll —————————— e-plain ——————————— Wanker about Hashing. You don’t know ask —————– next weeks Hash. ——————– Hare ——————————————-.
information about Hash is as follows:
Event: 17 Annal (———-) BH3 Margaritas, Fajitas & Beer Run
Date: Monday July 14, 2014
Meet Centennial High School by Football Field 6:30 PM https://goo.gl/maps/KtMQi
Cost: $20 – Text or FB if you are coming. I had ——– Bean Dip last year —– Diablower ——- want to take it home. ———————— Diamond ————.
Towel and trunks and I —— want to see —- rude and or crude behaviours.
Lovingly your Harriett Dammit Janet and my assistant Womb Broom