We Know When RU Sleeping………..

DiamonRUSad but true, there are lots of folks that are right now blue. But hey that does not have to be you

We BH3 love Christmas that is true, in fact we like it so much that we have it times two.

So don’t sit there watching us wankers go by, join the fun it’s the best thing short of getting high.

Diamond Dick is the hare, no bad considering he is a Russian Jew, but hey he’s got nothing else to do so he’s willing to spend this time with you.

So guys get your Santa gear and gals your elfin tights – Ohh Diamond has one more request of you to bring a newbie or two- your sister and/or female cousin will do.

GRSEvent:  Hagen Oaks Christmas Lights 2014
Date: Monday, Dec 22.
Normal time 6:30 p.m.
Gathering: Kaiser Permanente: 8800 Ming Avenue
See map to A:
Cost: Bring $10 for what we hope is better than $hitty Beer
PS – Bring a flashlight so you can read the friggin’ songbook.

Download XXXmas Songbook here

Westchester Christmas Lights 2014

BH3 Wankers, are you listenin’?
Ingrown’s eyes are glistenin’.
He’s been drinking all night
Afraid he’s not done it right
Marking up the streets of Westchester wonderland.

Smell that beer? That’s his fragrance.
It’s a sign of this vagrant;
Avoid where he pees, it’s Sue Benhams’ pro-per-ty!
Marking up the streets of Westchester wonderland.

In the middle of Jastro Park is were you’ll find him
Stomping on his latest crappy office design;
He then lift his leg and lets it go Man
Saying why is this shit always mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the face post,
Twitter and the rest of the hash world;
The BPD Getto Bird is cruzing the roost checking for who’s
Marking up the streets of Westchester wonderland.
…..checking for who’s
Marking up the streets of Westchester wonderland.

InGrownBH3 Hash world as you might have guessed Ingrowns the Hare, however don’t let that deter you from coming to this premier hash event.  Put on some tacky Christmas holiday gear for an evening of running and slightly modified Christmas caroling.

PBR and/or green sploogies prior should eliminate any inhibitions you might have.

Event:  Westchester Christmas Lights 2014
Date: Monday, Dec 15.
Normal time 6:30 p.m.
Gathering: Meeting place will be the bandshell on the western side of Jastro Park, on Elm St. between Truxtun and 18th. Map to the A:  https://goo.gl/maps/j98v1
Cost: Bring $5 for milk and cookies
PS – Bring a flashlight so you can read the friggin’ songbook.

Download XXXmas Songbook here

Listen Here

Tres Amigos Hash 2014

3AmigosThe three amigos of Hash – Will, I Did Rod and the other dude promise a hash trifecta ie a $hitty, beyond $hitty beyond $hitty hash for those that bother to cum.

El Bueno, El Malo y El Pendejo  – can’t tell them apart they all look alike to me.

Event: Los Tres Pendejos errer “Amigos” Hash 2014
Monday Dec 8, 2014
Meet up at Hart Park East End right before exit to Soccer park. https://goo.gl/maps/azc4W
Time: 6:30pm
Cost: $5.00 for tri $hitty beer and snacks

These are special instructions of the Hares – Bring a flashlight, sweats but no metal???

At Least It's a Dry Heat