If two is company who said that three is a crowd. Not Hook as he invites you to his 3-3 (March 3rd for you dullards) Ménage à trois Mardi Gras Hash 2014.
Wankers this unlike Mardi Gras Hashes past this is a BYOB hash – Wankers Bring Your Own Beads – Harrietts are highly encouraged to Bring Your Own Boobs.
Dress up if you like Hook doesn’t care because he is not planning on dishing out beads or dubloons or any of that creative kind of stuff – mostly because he is a lazy F*#k. But hey there will still be beer.
So wankers get your three-some on on and see you there.
Event: Ménage à Trois Mardi Gras Hash 2014 Location: Patriots Park, parking lot on north side of park on Fjord St., across from West High.
Time: Normal Hash time 6:30 PM
Cost: $5 gold dabloons in current US Currency
Bring a flashlight for the boob checks.
Tilley is the Hare so you know what to expect.
Too long, too much asphalt, not enough hills, not enough beer, not enough boob checks the Hare is a big boob but that doesn’t count, what a stupid theme Hash. On after at Pizzaville on Oak St. In other words same as it ever was. Who knows I could be wrong, naaagh that’l neva happen, so see you there.
Event: Tilly’s Same Ass It Ever Was Hash 2014
Date: Monday February 24, 2014
Start is on Mosasco St, off of Rosedale hwy just past Calloway Dr, in the cully sac.
Length: Not too long…not too short
Wankers and Harrietts just Angela and Cock-a-dile done-me invite you to get your patriotic hard(on). This weeks hash is a continued celebration (cumming on the heels of Valentines day) of the support of love – or lust – international style. The hash theme is Olympdicks so whether you cum in 1st, 2nd or kinky 3rd place or you just want to show this is the place to be. Bring your best Olympdick gear for the rest to leer. Meet behind the Medical Office buildings 9300 office building on stockdale hwy, entrance just past Cal State.
Event: Olympdicks 2014
Date: Monday February 17, 2014
Location: 9300 Stockdale Hwy – Behind Medical Buildings just past CSUB - https://goo.gl/maps/UIqQN
Time: 6:30 pm