IRS Like You Don’t Care – Spazze’s Annal 1040 Hash 2014


to get me a beer

IRS-logoCan’t pay our tax bill because the IRS doesn’t believe BH3 Monday Hash Cash is a charitable organization and now you are stuck with an $85 penalty fee for not signing up for Obamacare. Well cum and drown your sorrows at Spazze’s annal 1040 – 10 beer check 2-3 mile Hash.

Asking for God’s help for the future he’s starting Hash at the corner of Church Ave and Mt. Vernon, College park across from BC.


Event: Spazze’s Annal 1040 Hash 2014
Location: College Park, Mt Vernon & Church Ave across from BC
Date: Monday April 14, 2014
Time: 6:30 pm
EITC subsidized service fee: $6.00

Some Dumb F#ck’$ Wots Hees Got Nu Hash 2014

DontAskDontTellSome Dumb Fuck is sure happy Don’t Don’t Tell has been repealed.  To celebrate he’s gonna hare this week.

Now that makes two Asian dudes in a row as Hare, and you thought the Mexicans were going to take over.

JizzPlaceLet’s see Wots Hees Got Nu to share – I’ll bet it’s got to do with his new “Best Friend”.  Meet up at Jizzerhands place, it’s in the rear of Olive St, which is located off 24th St, between Oak and Elm.  $5

Event: Some Dumb F#ck’$ Wots Hees Got Nu Hash 2014
Date: Monday, April 7, 2014
Location: 2501 Olive St
Time: 6:30 pm
Cost: $5.00

Crouch Stitch Virgin Hare – A Fool Runs Through It

Hashmass 2013 074This is going to be a $hitty run and you’d be a fool to show up……so we can expect a packed house.  Crouch Stitch is going to pop his virgin hare cherry on his “Takes One 2 Know 1 – Fools Day Hash 2014″ from Verdugo plaza on the crossing of Verdugo and Hageman.

Cum to Hash and see Crouch destroy the myth of Asian intellectual superiority.

Event: Crouch Stitch – A Fool Runs Through It
Date: Monday, March 31, 2014
Location: Verdugo plaza on the crossing of Verdugo and Hageman
Time: 6:30pm
Cost: Mere $5.00

At Least It's a Dry Heat