What a Man!!! What a Man!!! What a Man!!! I want a really good man!!!

Find Me A Man HashI_Want_In_A_Man2


I need a Real Hasher Man!!!!!!

I_Want_In_A_Man1Harriettes, here is your opportunity to find your dream Harrier.  Do you already have one?  Well, bring him along just to see if he measures up against the local stock of Harriers in Bakersfield’s first ever Find Me a Man Hash!

Harriers, here is your opportunity to show the lovely Harriettes of Bakersfield your Harriette Pleasing Skills!  Dress to impress those lovely Harriettes with your finest Hasher attire!  Polish your Harriette pleasing skills, as this night will be your night to impress!

Three miles, with three beer checks, to include a hasher man contest at each!  Prizes will be awarded to the top three of Bakersfield’s Finest Harriers!

Hot Hasher chicks ready for action
Hot Hasher chicks ready for action

This hash will be free.  There will be a five dollar fee assessed to Harriettes who take a Harrier home.   Due to a surplus of Harriers, there will also be a three dollar recycling fee assessed to any Harriette who dumps their current Harrier to upgrade after the contest.  No refunds to Harriettes for buyer’s remorse after making their choice.I_Want_In_A_Man5

The Find Me a Man hash will provide a great opportunity to invite new hashers, insuring the survival of the hasher gene pool.

WARNING:  Hashing has been found to cause extreme thirst which can cause poor judgment!  Please plan your transportation to compensate for the thirst factor.

Event: Find me a Man Hash 2014
Date: Monday August 25, 2014
Location: Jastro Park, 18th & Elm

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Diamond’s Tour de Chuy’s 2014


It’s time for Diamond‘s Tour de Chuy’s run. This is the infamous trail that fans out in all directions from Chuy’s Southwest, looking kind of like a crossword puzzle. While there is a perfectly respectable parking lot in front of Chuy’s, this is aDiamond Dick run and we will not avail ourselves of that amenity of civilized society. Instead, we will meet in the alley behind the strip mall and savor the fragrance of all the dumpsters back there. Aromatherapy for Hashers.

Map to Chuy’s Southwest location, at SE corner of Wilson and New Stine. A on the map is Chuy’s, B on the map is dumpster heaven.

Normal stuff – 6:30 meeting time, $5 run fee, cold beer, crappy snacks, airborne Cheetos.


At Least It's a Dry Heat