Kim Dumb Shit Hash 2014

BH3-propaganda-1It is with the greatest joy that BH3 announces to the Hash world the return of our greatest Hare ever Kim Dumb$hit aka Diablower aka F*ckn Jose, while others have hared since, and for however KimDumShtNChicks1excellent Hashes they might have been, those Hares recognized their services were only  in anticipation for this Monday’s October 20, 2014 – Kim Dumb Shit Hash 2014.  Hare without comparison his heroic absence was caused because Kim Dumb$hit aka Diablower aka F*ckn Jose was in deep thought over how to surpass all the greatest hashes BH3 has ever had, the first – twenty third already being those he has Hared himself.

Kim Dumb$hit aka Diablower aka F*ckn Jose recognized worldwide for his caring of the childer of hash; Visionary Benevolent Provider KissMyShitof dollar store snacks and cheap $hitty beer that cover all manner of BH3 thirst and dietary needs as determined by him; Commander and founder of Electronic Media – including FB, Twitter and BH3.org, all three sites recognized by HHH world-wide as the singular greatest achievements in Hash, even surpassing the founding of Hash itself.

It is your great honor to be invited, and expect you to attend, this the greatest historic heroic Hash events of all modernity. KimDumShtNKidsFor the privilege of separating from $6 evil capitalist imperialist dollars you will have the opportunity to service the state/our hare with a 3.5 mile hash run celebration, stopping along the way three times for $hitty $1 store $nack$ and Ru$$ian $ociali$t owned BPR or other items deem worthy of our hare to provide you.

Information for this Glorious World Hash event is as follows, your attendance is mandatory:

Event: Kim Dumb $hit Hash – 2014
Date: October 20, 2014
Location: Union Loop by Railroad Tracks off Montery St
Time: 6:30 pm
Cost: $6
Details – 3.5 mile run, walk/bike friendly, bring a flashlight.

Hillbilly Hash 2014

Hash Marks

Come and listen to a story bout a Hasher named Jed
Bored with his wife that he just wants to be dead
Then one day he hid five bucks from the old battle axe
Heard some people running by and talkin’ ’bout a Hash
Hashing that is, Red Dresses, Boob Checks, Diamond Dick, White Flour

Well the first thing you know Jed’s singin’ just like Merle
His kin folk said Jed move away from there
Your cousin-wife got’s some other cousin who wants to cum inside of her

They said Bakaa’sfild Is the place you want to be
Cause they hear tell the chicks, though not kin
you can get them just as easily
So Jed packed up the truck, changed his name
to Adam and moved out here just in time
To hare the 10/13/14 Hillbilly Hash that is,
shiggy trails, ice cold beer

Well now it’s time to say goodbye and head to the On-In
We would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You’re all invited back again to visit BH3
To have a heaping helping of our silly frivolity

Hillbilly Hashers, that’s what their called today
Tomorrow t’ll be something else cause they always to astray
Day of the Dead, Christmas, St Patty’s Day
or any number of other fake holiday
Strange folks, Ya’ll cum back now ya hear?AdamPee

Event: Hillbilly Hash 2014
Hare: Jed aka Hasher Adam
Date: Monday October 13, 2014
Location: Aera Park (Enter Wincanton Dr)
Time: 6:30 PM
Cost: $5
Bring a flashlight – Harriets short cropped shirts and jean shorts.

Thank you for the inspiration HBH3 .com

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