The analyule BH3 Red Dress Run will be held Monday, June 29, downtown. Meet at 6:30 p.m. in the vacant lot at NW corner of 21st and Eye Sts. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/wL5BzyHR6quVxrEp9

As usual, Diamond Dick will be the hare for this extravagina. And as usual, we will pre-game with his patented green sploogies. He demands $7 for his services, including providing the sploogies, cold PBR, shitty snacks and parading us through downtown Bako like a bunch of drunken sots.

See you there. ON ON!

Message from Smoochie:

Smoochie Coochie will be your hare for the Monday, June 22 hash. Trail will start on Cactus Patch Dr. behind the Winco foodstore on Panama Lane in the southwest. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/ZwqBqGtHC2UvevMG9

6:30 p.m. $5

On On YFF’s

The June 15 trail will start from Grissom Park, at NW corner of Grissom St. and White Lane. Butthook will be the hare. Meet at 6:30 p.m. in the parking lot on the south side of the park; entrance to the lot is from the westbound lanes of White Lane. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/dLqbgnqwRvB2PJyU8

Bring $5 for your dose of the Hash Sacrament (ice cold PBR) and the usual assortment of shitsnacks.

ON ON!