The Sept 26 hash will be a blind hare run. Trail will start from Centennial Park, east of California Ave. and Marella Way. We will meet at 6:30 p.m. in the parking lot on Fallbrook St., across from the tennis courts. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/yQrUQXmQQFCNNGFP7

Blind hare runs involve choosing the hares by lottery, so the trail is unplanned, made up on the spot, and totally dependent on the deviousness of the chosen hares. These usually turn out to be big fun. Bring $5 for cold beer, random $hitsnacks and a mystery trail. See you there.

ON ON!

Join us fer hash Monday as we search fer booty and enjoy th’ much cooler temperatures. Fire the cannons! Hash starts at th’ corner o’ Brittany and Laurie 6:30 p.m. If ye be late ye be walk th’ plank! (trail starts 6:45 p.m. so dern’t be late!) Brin’ $5 fer PBR and shitty snacks.

Brin’ a bucko or a wench!

Aarrr! th’ on aft will be at New Vintage Grill whar shiver me timbers they have our holy sacrament on tap fer $7 with half-off all refills!

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The analyule golf run will be held on Monday, Sept 12. Meet at the Chabad of Bakersfield at the SE corner of Ming Ave. and Manning St. Park in the lot at the SW corner of the property. Map to the clubhouse at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/guAnh7LUidxEc2a29

Check in with the starter, Butthook, by 6:30 p.m. Tee time will be 6:45 sharp. Greens fees are only $5 for 9 holes of $hitty golf, cold beer and the all-important 19th hole.

As always, proper golf attire and etiquette will be observed. Examples of proper attire for ladies and gentlemen are kindly provided below.