Cunt Force Trauma and Techno Twat will be your hares to cure what ails you. Start the year out right by cumming…to hash…we mean you hash slackers! Get out of the house and bring a friend because no one likes to cum alone, $5 for the usual 💩 treats, and…

The Haggin Oaks light run will start from the Safe 1 Credit Union at the SE corner of Mill Rock Way and Camino Media. Map to the start here: https://goo.gl/maps/cGCYhs21ZZNSp2qRA

The analyule Haggin Oaks light run will be held Monday, Dec 19. Meet at 6:30 p.m. in the parking lot at SW corner of Haggin Oaks Blvd. and Camino Media, between Lengthwise Pub and the Edwards theaters. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/E8mYo6GFhn5erXPU6 It’s going to be…