Wankers, The hares have spoken. Congregate at the Lie-N Den for the rubbin’ of the green……or whatever is supposed to happen on the day before St. Patty’s. Bring 4 shamrocks (or $4 American) and a flashlight. Normal time – 6:30 p.m.s. Wear yo’ green!!

BHHH, Come check out Kelsey’s virgin lay. Deflowering in the parking lot of Sam Lynn Ballpark, off Chester Ave. just south of the mighty Kern River.  In honor of this special occasion, Kelsey will be wearing a wedding dress – to symbolize something or other, I didn’t quite get it.…

We’ll meet in the parking lot on the Marella Way side of the park. Usual instructions: bring $4, a flashlight, and a thirst for raunchy songs and cold PBR. Witching hour is 6:30 p.m. ON ON, Butthook