Howdy Wankers, Superintendent of Stools requests the dishonor of your pathetic presence at her run starting from Penisula Park on Monday, May 18. Usual stuff – 6:30 p.m., bring $4, and bring a camel or a llama if you have one. ON ON, Butthook

There is absolutely no reason for this Monday’s run. We’re not running to save some endangered desert rat.  Nor lend support to the recall effort of some activist judge thumbing his nose at the will of the people.  Little Joey is going to have to go someplace else to pay…